We are thrilled to present you with exclusive excerpts from Vincent Nifigance's forthcoming Autobiography, hitting stores in time for Christmas!
'From A Fuckhouse Shining: An Insight By Vincent Nifigance'
...On Val Kilmer!
"I remember the fella…Very particular about who he would allow to sign his plaster cast…Only celebrities and Sagittarians as I recollect..."
"I received a message from the Universe, in it's voice of indeterminate gender, subtley insinuating mammoth intellect - telling me that they were watching all my private moments of hilarity, and appreciated them. And that when I'm ready to join the star-academy, they are all there waiting for me, and there's no 'nothing' to be afraid of."
...On his fall from grace!
"…penitent is where you find me. Knocked from aloft. A mad parakeet, teetering on the perspicacity branch to down among the 'no-one's going home'. Wrought from where I once was, up there. Atop. To limping prince of the undergrowth morose. From a Fuckhouse, shining. To a cunt rag, sewer-bound..."